3 years ago
Cazzarion: Demon Hunting
Xbox £4.19 FREE
Attention: This game is not woke!! This game is worse than rock music. OMG, in this game, lesbian trans female werehogs get killed by a toxic white old man! If you are woke and you play this game you can get paralyzed. If you can't feel your toes or butt while playing or after playing, see a doctor right away.
Play the game at your own risk, if you are woke and you feel unwoke while playing, take a 5 minute break.
If you don't believe then read what the woke gaming community wrote about the game here (they are pissed off): https://www.thexboxhub.com/cazzarion-demon-hunting-review/
AS ALREADY MENTIONED: THIS GAME IS NOT WOKE!!!!
IMPORTANT REMARK: THIS GAME RUN ONLY WELL ON XBOX SERIES X/S !!!!
You can download the game on an old XBox One, but the game is NOT well playable on this old console! If you still install the game on the old Xbox One then the following maps only show a black screen: Palace, Pagoda, Pandora, Laketown and Psychatric Hospital. Furthermore, the frame rate on the old XBox One is low. The old woke XBox One tries its best to play the game, but it doesn't have enough power for this game (THIS GAME IS NOT WOKE). Also, you should take note that this game is a shooting game. In this game you play a toxic, white old man who walks around with murderous guns and shoots away everything that gets in his way (AS MENTIONED SEVERAL TIMES: THIS GAME IS NOT WOKE!!). In this game, the blood spikes and the guts fly around (like you can see in the Trailer).
Here the story of this Game:
Mysterious incidents were reported in abandoned locations. The Gate of Hell has been opened and demons are troubling here. Ram Ganger, special agent of WOM (Ram Ganger is a none woke, toxic white old man), arrive to send the woke brood of evil back to hell.
You landed in the middle of the Demons Apocalypse, try to stay alive as long as possible.
The good news: You don't have to crawl into hell to fight the demons, the demons come to you in places such as the Chateau, Palace, Pandora, Laketown, abandoned castles, etc. The usual dark caves and tombs are of course also present.
Don't look for the woke demons, the demons will search and find you. Search for ammunition to stay alive as long as possible. Use the weapons properly: Strong weapons for strong demons, flamethrowers for flying demons, etc.
Move through the map and collect ammunition and extra lives.
You start with a limited number of lives and ammunition. Ammunition and extra lives are spawned after some time. With every minute you survive, the game becomes more difficult, every minute more demons attack you and you find less ammunition and extra life every minute. Once all your lives are exhausted, the battle for survival is over for you.
You can win Ingame Awards on each map: Bronze if you survive 10 minutes, silver if you survive 20 minutes. The unwokest of the unwokes win gold after 30 minutes. Furthermore, 3 dragon eggs are hidden in each map. If you collect them, they will be shown in the right ride of the screen under the Time Ingame Awards.
REMARK: THE AWARDS ARE ONLY INGAME AWARDS, NO XBOX LIVE AWARDS/TROPHYS ARE AVAILABLE !!
Features:
- 15 Maps, 2 of this Maps are random generated Dungeons
- Sexy vampire women who kill you
- Zombie granny on Ecstasy
- Lesbian trans female werepigs which are killing you with several weapons
- Funny splatter, dismemberments and physics effects
- Special weapons for exorcising demons:
Multi Rocket launcher and Flamethrower
Boomshot for short distance splatter and dismemberment. The Reaper do this job on the long distance.
With the Desouler you shoot the souls out of the demons. The Baby Davy Crockett is the ultimate weapon to exorcism the demons.
- Demons of Color: Green lizards and green weresnakes. Blue-grey weresharks and multicoloured insectoids, rose werepigs, brown werewolves and flesh colored, naked vampires. Reddish-brown fire-breathing dragons. Grey decayed zombie Grandmothers with pitchfork. Lava colored exploding devils.
- No lengthy tutorials necessary: choose your weapon and start shooting ("Roarrr....BOOM")
- An average of 15 kills per minute
If the game is to hard for you the first time, then try Difficulty level Easy or Very Easy first (available in the Settings Menue).
Sorry, but an Difficulty level "woke" is not available right now.