1 year ago
Project AEROES (Quest)
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Project AEROES takes no responsibility for injuries to players or damage to furniture. Use of the Project AEROES software is at YOUR OWN RISK.
⚠️ WARNING: game may cause extreme fatigue
⚠️ WARNING: players may experience increased cortisol levels
⚠️ WARNING: you cannot save all AEROES; some AEROES will crash
⚠️ WARNING: Project AEROES is impossible to "complete"
⚠️ WARNING: in-game meteors are not real meteors
⚠️ WARNING: this game will not make you a licensed pilot
⚠️ WARNING: success rate inversely proportional to confidence
⚠️ WARNING: crashing SFX is loud
⚠️ WARNING: may cause fear of flying
⚠️ WARNING: leader board high-scores are unattainable to most players
⚠️ WARNING: some collectable AEROES may cause nightmares
⚠️ WARNING: players may experience frequent dizziness
⚠️ WARNING: in-game upgrades unlikely to help bad players
⚠️ WARNING: using pause button during a wave is considered cheating
⚠️ WARNING: objects in game may crash faster than they appear
⚠️ WARNING: expect strong urges to restart after [inevitable] defeat
⚠️ WARNING: in-game "Hammer" ability is not a toy
⚠️ WARNING: all safety features are purely decorative
⚠️ WARNING: virtual pilots do not receive hazard pay
⚠️ WARNING: smooth landings are merely aspirational